FAQ

There are certain questions that people ask me time and again. To help you get on in life, here are the most frequently asked questions - with answers.

Figure 1: A small child demonstrates a watch, yesterday.

1. What's the time?
   The time is a numerical representation of a particular moment within a day; usually the current moment of the current day. It is often judged with the aid of a "watch" or "clock". See Figure 1.
2. What are you having then?
   Oh, a bitter thanks very much.
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4. This is a great page. How can I mail you?
   Simply click here to e-mail me directly.