Infatuated children from the most subservient nations on earth have published a letter declaring their eternal love for George Bush and have started a George Bush fan club. Young Tony Blair, one of the members of the club, said he was personally going to visit the US President on Friday to give him a home-made card and unquestioning use of Britain's army, navy and air force.

Tony, from London, has met Mr Bush before and received a bomber jacket as a gift. He says it's inspired him ever since. "He's so rugged and tough," cooed the starry-eyed youngster. "Apparently he's going on tour this year to the Middle East. Well you can bet your life we'll be there, right in the front line."